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Quotes of the Week – Ending 1.2.11

by on 02. Jan, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

Lost my phone last night! If you find it, that’s not my penis. I was just holding it for a friend. kassemg via Twitter (coworker yelling) You don’t steal a fat girl’s cookies. Especially when she’s stressed out! Oh honey I know, I learned the hard way. I bet she doesn’t give him any pussy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.5.10

by on 05. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I eat pussy with a spoon so I don’t get my hands dirty. Quez B. via Twitter You ever met somebody and just knew they would turn out to be a video ho? Mr. Jones via Twitter (every time I go to Jamaica, Queens!) gay tupperware I haven’t shopped in three days. I don’t even [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.13.10

by on 13. Jun, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Puerto Ricans are all about reproduction. Lt. Col YoYo via Twitter How do you get over being “over it”? ShawnQT via Twitter A boyfriend is what you make it. Jake Jacobs VI: Love, Lust & Queers – I Don’t Wanna Date I Just Wanna Fu&%k But for a generation with more options than ever before, [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 5.16.10

by on 16. May, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

It’s never too early for eye candy. Joaquin Aragones via Twitter I love a good naked picture. But don’t think I ain’t gonna show my friends! Dating 101 (Jared Schuler) From the train, passed a large warehouse: “Gentleman’s Club” on one side, “Plumbing Supplies” on the other. Solutions to the same problem? Amy Brenneman via [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.25.10

by on 25. Apr, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

It smell like weed and ass in here. You need to do better. Get out. via Mr. Jones I wanna see the Glee episode of Madonna! ralphfv via Twitter (His dyslexia/non English sentence construction is so cute) I can’t wait til Justin Bieber starts shooting coke and ruins his image. Urban Prince via Twitter Avoid [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.18.10

by on 19. Apr, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

How are you supposed to help the kids if you haven’t been a ho before? Derrick L. Briggs via livestream What would you have me do? The girl wants pussy and we’re going to G Lounge. I can only work so many miracles in a day! Good dick will make you lose your mind. Good [...]

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