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Quotes of the Week – Ending 1.2.11

by on 02. Jan, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

Lost my phone last night! If you find it, that’s not my penis. I was just holding it for a friend. kassemg via Twitter (coworker yelling) You don’t steal a fat girl’s cookies. Especially when she’s stressed out! Oh honey I know, I learned the hard way. I bet she doesn’t give him any pussy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.19.10

by on 21. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

OMG, Precious is so damn funny the second time through. soulforce84 via Twitter (true story) I wasn’t really feeling the Christmas spirit until I saw this. commenter K.Armakld – gingerbread crackhouse (Flickr) I predict by this time next month, a case of Four Loko’s will be more valuable than a case of Cristal. Jeremy via [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.21.10

by on 21. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Wesley Snipes get three years for taxes. Johannes Mehserle gets two years for first degree murder. Ferrari Sheppard via Twitter Just cuz it doesn’t smell, does not mean its clean. Urban Prince via Twitter The fact that a barber suggested I “rub some pussy on that shit!” to grow my hair is just… Will McNair [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.24.10

by on 23. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

This week in niggerdom provided by Mr. Jones If the internet could give me a blowjob, I would never leave the house. OutbackZack via Twitter Do bottoms ever have performance anxiety? Sex and the Brick City via Twitter I’ll suck a sick dick for some new Beyonce music. Brian_Bee via Twitter I know R. Kelly [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.17.10

by on 17. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I hate typical racist jokes. At least be creative with your racism/ignorance. Urban Prince via Twitter My body is tighter than an Asian girl’s pussy. Thanks Plant Fitness! Ryan Drake via Twitter OMG, you’re so racist. I’m not racist. You always say white people don’t have souls!! (dramatic pause) You’re just bringing that up because [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.26.10

by on 27. Sep, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

A female coworker yesterday said men don’t lotion as often as women do. I disagreed. Men use plenty of lotion. Trust me. Mr. Jones via Twitter NO!!! Not on my Martha Stewart sheets! I just saved a ton of money on child support by switching to condoms. overheard by LuvliiYPosh Ashton Kutcher was bound to [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.18.10

by on 19. Jul, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now. Bill Maher via Twitter This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is. Urban Prince via Twitter I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.13.10

by on 13. Jun, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Puerto Ricans are all about reproduction. Lt. Col YoYo via Twitter How do you get over being “over it”? ShawnQT via Twitter A boyfriend is what you make it. Jake Jacobs VI: Love, Lust & Queers – I Don’t Wanna Date I Just Wanna Fu&%k But for a generation with more options than ever before, [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.18.10

by on 19. Apr, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

How are you supposed to help the kids if you haven’t been a ho before? Derrick L. Briggs via livestream What would you have me do? The girl wants pussy and we’re going to G Lounge. I can only work so many miracles in a day! Good dick will make you lose your mind. Good [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.7.10

by on 08. Mar, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

(a double dose, since I’ve been gone so long) …yeah he’s not the cutest thing in the world, but I could see myself getting drunk and putting my finger in his ass. If relationships aren’t about money why do so many women like to make it an issue that they don’t need a man because [...]

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