At least he paid for it. commenter nooz – 70-year-old Queens prison chaplain arrested for paying inmate for oral sex (NY Daily News) I’ve spent more time on the toilet than I have in vaginas this week. under the weather adult video actor Keiran Lee Holy god I’m drooling at these Andrew Garfield Spiderman pics. [...]
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The Rules of Engagement 2011
People say “You don’t know what you’ve got ’til it’s gone.” Truth is you knew exactly what you had, you just thought you’d never lose it. – SheiFenmi It’s that time of the year again! The year of “NO” was really about ridding myself of negative energy that was holding me back. I did great [...]
Why Do You Write?
Karsh, the black gay blogger I took the end of the year to reflect on the blog and I asked myself why I started writing again. Truth is this blog has been my therapy. In a world of structural and interpersonal poison, this blog is the only space I have complete control of. I had [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 1.2.11
Lost my phone last night! If you find it, that’s not my penis. I was just holding it for a friend. kassemg via Twitter (coworker yelling) You don’t steal a fat girl’s cookies. Especially when she’s stressed out! Oh honey I know, I learned the hard way. I bet she doesn’t give him any pussy [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.26.10
Are you bad with people and hate money? Consider grad school! Rob Delaney via Twitter My Dad’s all “how’s that job search going?” and I’m all “stop yelling at me” and he’s all “calm down” and I’m all “bye.” White Girl Problems via Twitter You continuing to date strong minded men and not expecting to [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.12.10
Pussy is the most powerful controlled substance on the face of the planet. Trent Jackson via Twitter If he doesn’t bother to take his boxers off, then you are a smut. Mr. Jones via Twitter (True Story) I kinda like Miley Cyrus a little more, now that she gets high. Urban Prince via Twitter (me [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.5.10
I eat pussy with a spoon so I don’t get my hands dirty. Quez B. via Twitter You ever met somebody and just knew they would turn out to be a video ho? Mr. Jones via Twitter (every time I go to Jamaica, Queens!) gay tupperware I haven’t shopped in three days. I don’t even [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.28.10
If I can see your pubes in your default pic, then your mom did a poor job raising you. Mr. Jones via Twitter (or your father did a good job pimping you?) Dear skinny boys, your abs don’t count! YoBoiPat via Twitter (cosigns) As if the TSA couldn’t get any creepier, today they announced they’re [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.31.10
(Latino male and Asian female friends) I know! You should be a geisha for Halloween! Fuck you! You should be a Mariachi band. We can go to the store and get some tape to bound your feet? Asshole. I don’t have sex with white people for political reasons. Wait, what? I’m just trying to raise [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.24.10
This week in niggerdom provided by Mr. Jones If the internet could give me a blowjob, I would never leave the house. OutbackZack via Twitter Do bottoms ever have performance anxiety? Sex and the Brick City via Twitter I’ll suck a sick dick for some new Beyonce music. Brian_Bee via Twitter I know R. Kelly [...]
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Trent Jackson: The bottom line, he is in pain, has had some bad e...
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@GeraldIsham: This is a very interesting topic that is often a p...
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@GaryTylone: I'm eager to see part 2, however, this post has so...
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Lonnell Williams: Thanks for weighing in on this important conversat...
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karsh: "What kind of a man will let you into his body, bu...
