This week in niggerdom provided by Mr. Jones If the internet could give me a blowjob, I would never leave the house. OutbackZack via Twitter Do bottoms ever have performance anxiety? Sex and the Brick City via Twitter I’ll suck a sick dick for some new Beyonce music. Brian_Bee via Twitter I know R. Kelly [...]
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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.17.10
I hate typical racist jokes. At least be creative with your racism/ignorance. Urban Prince via Twitter My body is tighter than an Asian girl’s pussy. Thanks Plant Fitness! Ryan Drake via Twitter OMG, you’re so racist. I’m not racist. You always say white people don’t have souls!! (dramatic pause) You’re just bringing that up because [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.10.10
If another mofo says “It’s chilly out there” to me, I just might scream. Folks, check your calendars. It’s October. Mr. Jones pointing out the obvious Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. Dashaun Wesley via Twitter Oh shit I just found a new way to talk behind people’s back on [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.3.10
I hate when Asians play dumb. Urban Prince via Twitter Oh hell nawww! comment below if you think he’s sexy, if not …then FUCK YOU! 1on1 with Adam Irby (YoBoiNewnue) I saw the devil last night and it was good. everyone should go see it!!! ralphfv via Twitter (I think he meant the movie Devil…lol) [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.26.10
A female coworker yesterday said men don’t lotion as often as women do. I disagreed. Men use plenty of lotion. Trust me. Mr. Jones via Twitter NO!!! Not on my Martha Stewart sheets! I just saved a ton of money on child support by switching to condoms. overheard by LuvliiYPosh Ashton Kutcher was bound to [...]
Quotes of the Week (Special Edition) – Bishop Eddie Long Sexual Coercion Lawsuit(s)
On Tuesday, two Georgia men sued megachurch pastor Eddie Long alleging he coerced them to have sexual relations. It hasn’t even been a full 36 hours and not only are the interwebs ablaze, but now a third lawsuit has been filed. We’re going to keep a close eye on this story, but I wanted to [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.19.10
What do Scorpio’s have to offer besides their overrated sex? Urban Prince via Twitter I refuse to accept people who were born in the 1990s on my facebook. ralphfv via Twitter There’s a difference between an opportunist and a user. JuztDevious via Twitter Just got back from the worst orgy ever: it was “business casual.” [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.8.10
Being a top is no excuse for being a bore. Random Phantom via Twitter After watching all these episodes of Spongebob, I’ve come to the conclusion that Mr. Krabs is Jewish. Urban Prince via Twitter I definitely thought this woman singing on this Rick Ross song was Nina Simone. It was Cee-Lo. Urban Prince as [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.25.10
What in the Olan Mills fuckery is this? commenter TopLevelExecutive – The Situation’s Family Portrait: Still Life With Turtlenecks (Jezebel) Who do I have to sleep with to get the air conditioning turned up in here? I’ll go check with management. DaviesGravey via NYC debauchery I’m watching A Different World. I remember thinking college was [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.27.10
I don’t do Twitter beef. I just block bitches. Mr. Jones via Twitter (works in real life too) Doesn’t that Ke$ha chick look like she congealed in a gutter on Hollywood Boulevard? Kevcola via Twitter I’m a whore. The sooner I admit it, the quicker I can screw and get that morning after pill. DaviesGravey [...]
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