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Quotes of the Week: Hell in a Handbasket

Damn Metrell; That booty pop at 6:11 threw off my focus for a hot second! commenter MakeLoveNoBabiez (ADTV Workout) Wanna confuse a Chinese woman? Ask her about jalapeños. Urban Prince via Twitter I get extra points if I pull an Arab Girl right?? Cody playing the game I’m uncircumcised ‘cause I come from the hood. [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.26.10

Are you bad with people and hate money? Consider grad school! Rob Delaney via Twitter My Dad’s all “how’s that job search going?” and I’m all “stop yelling at me” and he’s all “calm down” and I’m all “bye.” White Girl Problems via Twitter You continuing to date strong minded men and not expecting to [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.18.10

Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now. Bill Maher via Twitter This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is. Urban Prince via Twitter I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.21.10

There’s this dog on my street that howls and woofs way too much. I’m reporting him to the local chinese resturant. Mr. Jones via Twitter If Rihanna was ugly…she would be sucking dick in stairwells for curry and shandy. TheXDexperience via Twitter I’m bout to get tatted up by Stevie Wonder…I heard he is a [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.14.10

It takes real talent to fellate with braces on. TheXDexperience via Twitter Saying “DL” in the mens locker room is equal to saying “bomb” on an airplane. Urban Prince via Twitter Wow I just read Megan Fox has only slept with 2 men. The other 500 got up and left right after… Bill Maher via [...]

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