I eat pussy with a spoon so I don’t get my hands dirty. Quez B. via Twitter You ever met somebody and just knew they would turn out to be a video ho? Mr. Jones via Twitter (every time I go to Jamaica, Queens!) gay tupperware I haven’t shopped in three days. I don’t even [...]
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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.7.10
Hell is a bed with less than six pillows. White Girl Problems via Twitter You [guys] been acting like bitches all year… be a man for Halloween! overheard by Spoken Reasons Bright colors are for children and whores. Bam Bam Rubble via Twitter My love ain’t cheap. Simon Dexter via Twitter [Men] are like cellphones…after [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.31.10
(Latino male and Asian female friends) I know! You should be a geisha for Halloween! Fuck you! You should be a Mariachi band. We can go to the store and get some tape to bound your feet? Asshole. I don’t have sex with white people for political reasons. Wait, what? I’m just trying to raise [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.24.10
This week in niggerdom provided by Mr. Jones If the internet could give me a blowjob, I would never leave the house. OutbackZack via Twitter Do bottoms ever have performance anxiety? Sex and the Brick City via Twitter I’ll suck a sick dick for some new Beyonce music. Brian_Bee via Twitter I know R. Kelly [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.17.10
I hate typical racist jokes. At least be creative with your racism/ignorance. Urban Prince via Twitter My body is tighter than an Asian girl’s pussy. Thanks Plant Fitness! Ryan Drake via Twitter OMG, you’re so racist. I’m not racist. You always say white people don’t have souls!! (dramatic pause) You’re just bringing that up because [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.26.10
A female coworker yesterday said men don’t lotion as often as women do. I disagreed. Men use plenty of lotion. Trust me. Mr. Jones via Twitter NO!!! Not on my Martha Stewart sheets! I just saved a ton of money on child support by switching to condoms. overheard by LuvliiYPosh Ashton Kutcher was bound to [...]
Quotes of the Week (Special Edition) – Bishop Eddie Long Sexual Coercion Lawsuit(s)
On Tuesday, two Georgia men sued megachurch pastor Eddie Long alleging he coerced them to have sexual relations. It hasn’t even been a full 36 hours and not only are the interwebs ablaze, but now a third lawsuit has been filed. We’re going to keep a close eye on this story, but I wanted to [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.19.10
What do Scorpio’s have to offer besides their overrated sex? Urban Prince via Twitter I refuse to accept people who were born in the 1990s on my facebook. ralphfv via Twitter There’s a difference between an opportunist and a user. JuztDevious via Twitter Just got back from the worst orgy ever: it was “business casual.” [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.12.10
It is impossible to “threaten” someone into career prostitution. You would have to be the world’s biggest pussy (no pun intended). commenter empty.bin – Queens Woman Busted for Forcing Young Immigrants into Sex Slavery (Gawker) Be safe, everyone! Last Labor Day I got roofied on my own yacht. White Girl Problems via Twitter MoNique is [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.22.10
We need an open source project to reboot this whole fucking mess. Call it “Humanity 2.0.” Shoq Value via Twitter Michelle Obama and Sigourney Weaver are the same person. hallehberreh via Twitter I wish Whitney Houston was tweeting during the hardcore crack days. RexHennessey via Twitter My asshole is tired of being raped by white [...]
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