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Quotes of the Week: Hell in a Handbasket

by on 09. Oct, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

Damn Metrell; That booty pop at 6:11 threw off my focus for a hot second! commenter MakeLoveNoBabiez (ADTV Workout) Wanna confuse a Chinese woman? Ask her about jalapeños. Urban Prince via Twitter I get extra points if I pull an Arab Girl right?? Cody playing the game I’m uncircumcised ‘cause I come from the hood. [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Old Habits Die Hard

by on 18. Jul, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

At least he paid for it. commenter nooz – 70-year-old Queens prison chaplain arrested for paying inmate for oral sex (NY Daily News) I’ve spent more time on the toilet than I have in vaginas this week. under the weather adult video actor Keiran Lee Holy god I’m drooling at these Andrew Garfield Spiderman pics. [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 1.2.11

by on 02. Jan, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

Lost my phone last night! If you find it, that’s not my penis. I was just holding it for a friend. kassemg via Twitter (coworker yelling) You don’t steal a fat girl’s cookies. Especially when she’s stressed out! Oh honey I know, I learned the hard way. I bet she doesn’t give him any pussy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.26.10

by on 26. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Are you bad with people and hate money? Consider grad school! Rob Delaney via Twitter My Dad’s all “how’s that job search going?” and I’m all “stop yelling at me” and he’s all “calm down” and I’m all “bye.” White Girl Problems via Twitter You continuing to date strong minded men and not expecting to [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.19.10

by on 21. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

OMG, Precious is so damn funny the second time through. soulforce84 via Twitter (true story) I wasn’t really feeling the Christmas spirit until I saw this. commenter K.Armakld – gingerbread crackhouse (Flickr) I predict by this time next month, a case of Four Loko’s will be more valuable than a case of Cristal. Jeremy via [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.12.10

by on 12. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Pussy is the most powerful controlled substance on the face of the planet. Trent Jackson via Twitter If he doesn’t bother to take his boxers off, then you are a smut. Mr. Jones via Twitter (True Story) I kinda like Miley Cyrus a little more, now that she gets high. Urban Prince via Twitter (me [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.21.10

by on 21. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Wesley Snipes get three years for taxes. Johannes Mehserle gets two years for first degree murder. Ferrari Sheppard via Twitter Just cuz it doesn’t smell, does not mean its clean. Urban Prince via Twitter The fact that a barber suggested I “rub some pussy on that shit!” to grow my hair is just… Will McNair [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.14.10

by on 14. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Dick changes people. D0wJ0nEs via Twitter Joe Jackson looks like Fat Cat from Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers. Karsh via Twitter I’m kind of scared of how I know every single line of The Golden Girls. ralphfv via Twitter We still categorize music by race?…wow Urban Prince via Twitter How does one pronounce “Sbarro”? gabebondoc [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.17.10

by on 17. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I hate typical racist jokes. At least be creative with your racism/ignorance. Urban Prince via Twitter My body is tighter than an Asian girl’s pussy. Thanks Plant Fitness! Ryan Drake via Twitter OMG, you’re so racist. I’m not racist. You always say white people don’t have souls!! (dramatic pause) You’re just bringing that up because [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.3.10

by on 03. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I hate when Asians play dumb. Urban Prince via Twitter Oh hell nawww! comment below if you think he’s sexy, if not …then FUCK YOU! 1on1 with Adam Irby (YoBoiNewnue) I saw the devil last night and it was good. everyone should go see it!!! ralphfv via Twitter (I think he meant the movie Devil…lol) [...]

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