Damn Metrell; That booty pop at 6:11 threw off my focus for a hot second!
commenter MakeLoveNoBabiez (ADTV Workout)
Wanna confuse a Chinese woman? Ask her about jalapeños.
Urban Prince via Twitter
I get extra points if I pull an Arab Girl right??
Cody playing the game
I’m uncircumcised ‘cause I come from the hood.
nice one VivaLaPenis
I found a cute guy on Grindr. Lets hope he doesn’t turn out to be a whore.
Good luck ralphfv!
Just told my friend I liked their new mustache, and she unfriended me from Facebook!
That’s not nice Joey
If straight girls get on the salad tossing swag what else will the gays have to turn out straight men?
There’s always docking Hershey!
Is it too much to ask for my Waffle House waitress to have all her teeth? Apparently so.
Darian Aaron is high maintenance
You had sex?
How you know?
You smell like a light hint of musk, warm vanilla and sperm.
CSI: Derrick L. Briggs
I wonder if the parking lot behind a sperm bank contains an actual cum dumpster.
Stacey Nightmare with a good question
FML. Just got sued for naming my transgender coming-of-age story “From Justin to Kelly.”
womp womp Megan Amram
Listen…that rat probably pays rent.
They need to pay utilities too XD
Shout out to people in NY who make NO attempt whatsoever to learn English.
Devynity via Twitter
Just spotted two White women pushing their own babies in Washington Square Park. Miracles do happen.
Darius Clark Monroe via Twitter
Magic Johnson’s white blood cells are tougher than Ray J.
overheard by Edwin
So California has a commercial to break stereotypes so people could come visit. Can Black people get a commercial like that?
If only DaShawn…if only