Porn stars are people too.
Kent via Twitter
Um, I’ll pass. I don’t need LOGO to remind me that I’m not thin, rich or loved enough to be an A List gay. I’d rather watch real gays with real lives.
commenter B List Gay – Watch: Preview for Logo’s Gay NYC Housewives Series ‘THE A LIST’ (Towleroad)
Walking through the hood with a murse and silky legs. Russian roulette is my favorite game.
TheXDExperience via Twitter
Closed legs don’t get fed.
via Davey Wavey
Bitch, I’m Nick Jonas. What the f*ck else am I supposed to say? Now take off your f*cking panties!
Patrik-Ian Polk live tweets Camp Rock 2
OMG! I’m officially old, well seasoned, like a Checker’s fry with pepper and shit. These young people they’re like McDonald’s fries.
Adam Benjamin Irby does pride in ATL
Hurricane Earl hitting Boston with all the ferocity of Justin Bieber past his bedtime.
Lawson Clarke via Twitter
Watching UFC is like watching straight [men do] soft-core gay porn.
ilikejoaquin via Twitter
Do you know the difference between “colored people” and “people of color”?
Tyler Perry’s demographic vs. everyone else!
Will McNair shenanigans
I refuse to be your token black friend. Do you have an opening for the friend you loan shit and don’t care if he gives it back?
Mat Johnson via Twitter
(confused) Why wouldn’t you date him if the sex is that good?!
I can’t date him, he wears fucking Nikes!
I want to follow Buzz Aldrin around, waiting for him to fuck up so I can yell, “You can fly to the moon but you can’t do that?!”
omniphiliac via Twitter
Craigslist has shut down their adult services section. Looks like the “used futon for sale” ads are about to get a lot more interesting.
Conan O’Brien via Twitter
Stop asking me to get McDreamy to twitter. Dempsey’s not a tweeter. He races cars. He’s a wild man. Wild men don’t tweet.
Grey’s Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes
It’s not Los Angeles that messes with heads. LA is an incredible place, with incredible people. It is celebrity culture that messes with heads.
Amy Brenneman via Twitter
The Tea Party is the biggest case of Stockholm Syndrome ever; poor people rallying to the cause of those keeping them in poverty.
Mike Monteiro via Twitter
I’ve hurt, I’ve bled, I’ve learned. I only want to do good. I am passionate, I am human, I am real.
Kanye West via Twitter
It’s amazing how alcohol has a way of forcing you to think about all the things you don’t want to.
Ryan Drake via Twitter
If you can’t match me, you have to at least catch me.
via Elyjah Hydrick
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.
If you lie to me, please keep lying; never hurt me by saying the truth.
Nassim Taleb via Twitter
In another life I would make you stay, so I don’t have to say you were the one that got away.
ralphfv via Twitter