Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now.
Bill Maher via Twitter
This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is.
Urban Prince via Twitter
I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy as a nympho at an orgy!
SmurfSex via Twitter
The people that believe that QDoba is better than Chipotle are the same people that think OJ didn’t do it.
TheXDExperience via Twitter
Listening to FleshTone was like taking a bad ecstasy pill.
Karsh via Twitter
(Oh c’mon, it isn’t THAT bad! #TeamKelis)
Lmao….I just read in my timeline someone called The Dream “Teddy Graham.”
Trent Jackson via Twitter
I don’t think I’m difficult to date, I just don’t tolerate bullshit.
Daboisnick via Twitter
Black music is an artistic response to the psychic wounds and social scars of a despised people.
Cornel West via Twitter
If you watch a horror movie backwards it’s about a white couple that makes increasingly multicultural friends over the course of the film.
Scrivs via Twitter
Yeah, he got undressed and put on some Neo Soul.
(visibly upset) What?! WTF?! You don’t put on Maxwell and Jill Scott when you’re fucking a jump off. You put that shit on when you’re fucking your husband!
The YMCA has officially shortened it’s name to “The Y”. You know times are tough when letters are getting laid off.
Conan O’Brien via Twitter
Pretty people tend to bore me. I need to follow more ugly people with low self esteem who use comedy as a copping mechanism.
D0wJ0nEs via Twitter
(Get it?! It’s funny because…oh nevermind.)
Lowkey I would go to the Rihanna concert if somebody paid for my flight, hotel, concert ticket and an iPad to keep me entertained while I’m there.
WhatsTheT via Twitter
“Not standard police procedure”?
Those are Black men.
Those are White cops.
That’s about as “standard” as it gets down there.
commenter CitizenIndie: Police Brutality Video: Shocking Texas Incident Caught On Tape (Huffington Post)
There’s nothing that can’t be achieved through supreme sacrifice, dedication & focus. It’s NOT easy, but it’s sure as hell worth it.
Xem VanAdams via Twitter
Whatever you think, believe it!
Christina Milian via Twitter
You never know who’s using you until they get what they want and leave.
ilikejoaquin via Twitter
Sometimes in life you Etch-a Sketch a bitch and act like they never existed.
The Skorpion via Twitter
Things will be what they will be. Things revealed aren’t always new. Sometimes your eyes and time just change and code it as new.
soulforce84 via Twitter
In reality your friends can be your biggest enemy and your haters/enemies your biggest motivation.
JLyricSmith via Twitter
Life is like Toy Story 3, sometimes people just want to be played with.
Derrick L. Briggs via Twitter
Just because you’re passionate about something doesn’t mean you need to be there.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter
At the end of the day, if you know something is bad for you and you continue to use it or do it, you can’t blame anyone but yourself!
JuztDevious via Twitter
Sometimes it’s a good idea to re-examine a situation and manage your expectations.
Patrik-Ian Polk via Twitter